Dad: Tisha, have you seen Pretty Woman?
Me: Yes, Dad, of course.
Dad: I want you to go shopping then get rid of all your old clothes and shoes. 😂
Me: Do I look that bad? 😶
Dad: Yes. You're a mom, you have been wearing the same clothes for years. 😬
Me: Ok, so what do I do, where do I go?
Dad: You're going to the mall tomorrow. First, you're getting your hair done. It's all booked. Please add some blonde. I miss the blonde. 🙌
Me: Seriously? Ok, Dad, no problem (said while scared about strangers doing my hair).
Dad: And don't come home with those old shoes or until you need help to carry the bags. Get luggage to bring it all home. No more backpacks. I expect hat boxes too, just like the movie. 😂
Me: Yes, Dad. I can do that and thank you. 🙏
Hours and a long leisurely lunch later...
Dad: Your hair looks killer. Jon is going to love it. But, you're in trouble. You don't have enough bags. You have to go back. 👊
Me: Sorry, Dad. I will do better next time. 😊
